Philly’s own Dangerous Ponies have just announced an extensive tour in support of the national release of the band’s debut album. (The self-titled debut received a smaller release last year via Punk Rock Payroll.) This isn’t some short jaunt up the East Coast or a road trip to Chicago and back, folks. This is the real deal: close to two-and-a-half months’ worth of life on the road, and all of the indie-rock glory that comes with it. (Which includes, but is not limited to, flat tires, band fights, sleeping on strangers’ couches, going days/weeks without a shower, frantically searching for the nearest instrument repair shop, late-night drives while jacked up on trucker speed, and all other kinds of fun stuff.) The tour wraps up with a June 10th performance at First Unitarian Church, which will also be the vinyl-release show.

Full dates below.

Wed. March 30 – BALTIMORE, MD ***the Hexagon
thur March 31 – WASHINGTON DC ***the Dollhouse
fri April 1 – HARRISONBURG, VA ***Macrock
sat April 2 – HARRISBURG, PA ***Stage on Herr
sun April 3 – NEW YORK, NY ***Sidewalk Cafe

mon April 4 – WORCESTER, MA ***Ralphs Diner
tue April 5 – PROVIDENCE, RI ***Firehouse 13
wed April 6 – NORTHAMPTON, MA ***the Elevens
thur April 7 – TBA
fri April 8 – ROCHESTER, NY ***the Bug Jar
sat April 9 – COLUMBUS, OH ***Monster House
sun April 10 – YPSI, MI ***Woodruffs
mon April 11 – KALAMAZOO, MI ***the Strutt
tue April 12 – GRAND RAPIDS, MI ***the DAAC
wed April 13 – CHICAGO, IL ***TBA
thur April 14 – MILWAUKEE, WI ***Linnemans
fri April 15 – MINNEAPOLIS, MN ***the Nomad
sat April 16 – FAIRFIELD, IA ***the Beauty Shop
sun April 17 – LINCOLN, NE ***Duffys Tavern
mon April 18 – OMAHA, NE ***the Slowdown
tue April 19 – LAWRENCE, KS ***Jackpot
thurs April 21 – BOULDER, CO ***Brick House
fri April 22 – DENVER, CO ***Benders Tavern
sat April 23 – TBA
sun April 24 – SALT LAKE CITY, UT ***Kilby Court
mon April 25 – BOISE, ID ***the Shredder
tue April 26 – SPOKANE, WA ***the Baby Bar
wed April 27 – SEATTLE, WA ***the Comet
thur April 28 – OLYMPIA, WA ***Snake Pit House
fri April 29 – PORTLAND, OR ***Plan B
sat April 30 – PORTLAND, OR ***Eden (house show)
mon May 2 – TBA
tue May 3 – CHICO, CA ***1078 Gallery
wed May 4 – SACREMENTO, CA ***the Stag
thurs May 5 – OAKLAND, CA ***the Stork
fri May 6 – OAKLAND, CA ***New Parish- LeHeat
sat May 7 – OAKLAND, CA ***Crystal Heart Warehouse
sun May 8 – SAN JOSE, CA ***Texas Toast House
mon May 9 – TBA
tue May 10 – FRESNO, CA ***Chinatown Youth Center
wed May 11 – ISLA VISTA, CA ***Biko Garage
thurs May 12 – LOS ANGELES, CA ***5 Star Bar
fri May 13 – SAN DIEGO, CA ***Soda Bar
sat May 14 – PHOENIX, AZ ***Trunk Space Gallery
sun May 15 – ALBUQUERQUE, NM ***Black Bird Buvette
mon May 16 – AMARILLO, TX ***806 Cafe
wed May 18 – AUSTIN, TX ***Cheer up Charlie’s
thur May 19 – HOUSTON, TX ***Super Happy Fun land
fri May20 – NEW ORLEANS, LA ***HiHo Lounge
sat May 21 – MOBILE, AL ***TBA
sun May 22 – TALLAHASSEE, FL ***Farside Collective
mon May 23 – ATLANTA, GA ***529
tue May 24 – ATHENS, GA ***Farm 225
wed May 25 – NASHVILLE, TN ***Little Hamilton
thurs May 26 – KNOXVILLE, TN ***TBA
fri May 27 – CHARLOTTLE, NC ***the Evening Muse
sat May 28 – ASHEVILLE, NC ***the Get Down
sun May 29 – CHAPEL HILL, NC ***TBA
mon May 30 – RICHMOND, VA ***the Camel
tue May 31 – CHARLOTTESVILLE, VA ***Dust Warehouse
wed June 1 – BALTIMORE, MD ***the Golden West (w/ Hop Along)
thurs June 2 – OCEAN CITY, MD ***House show(TBA w/ Hop Along)
fri June 3 – ASBURY, NJ ***TBA (w/ Hop Along)
sat June 4 – NEW YORK, NY ***QxBxRx (Queers, Beers, Rears)
sun June 5 – BURLINGTON, VT ***TBA (w/ Hop Along)
mon June 6 – PORTLAND, ME ***TBA (w/ Hop Along)
tue June 7 – BOSTON, MA ***TBA (w/ Hop Along)
wed June 8 – PROVIDENCE, RI ***TBA (w/ Hop Along)
thurs June 9 – BROOKLYN, NY ***R Bar (Vicious party)
fri June 10 – PHILADELPHIA, PA ***First Unitarian Church (w/ Hop Along)