Sometimes you work for weeks coming up with the perfect story idea. You hone, you edit, you work the angles, you come up with an airtight approach to covering the always fascinating Philadelphia music scene. Then, other times, they just Tweet it out. We might only be two months into 2024, but March 1 will be a hard day to match on the Philly music calendar. Mannequin Pussy, Pissed Jeans, and Sheer Mag – three of Philly’s biggest and most exciting bands – are all releasing new records today, a fact that could have easily slipped by me, if not for that helpful reminder. For those counting, that’s over 40 years and 13 LPs of Philly greatness coming to a head in a single, blessed Friday in late winter (“absolutely iconic” indeed). These bands are each forces of nature in their own right – singular, inventive, and undeniable – but as a group they represent something unlike any city has to offer. From hardcore vets Pissed Jeans, to classic rock-revivalists Sheer Mag, to the ferociously talented and eclectic heavy rockers Mannequin Pussy, this is a threesome held together by more than just a date on a calendar. Each, in their way, represent something essential about the city they call home and those here that love them.
Half Divorced by Pissed Jeans (Sub Pop)
We, as Philadelphians, take pride in a lot of things about our city, be it the rich history, the art scene, or when certain teams win certain big games. But what might just set us apart from any other city is how much pride we take in the things no one in their right mind would take pride in; the line of age-old gum lining a center-city sidewalk, the trashcan tumbling across a crowded South Philly street, the gray-black fog billowing across the sky. If we don’t love it, who else will? In many ways, this is the driving force behind Pissed Jeans, a band that has been called sludge punk, dystopic punk, noise rock, hardcore, post-hardcore, commiseration rock, and more over the course of their near 20-year career, but might best best described as Philly punk, through and through.
Singer Matt Korvette, guitarist Bradley Fry, and bassist Randy Huth first met back in the early 2000s at Nazareth High School in Allentown, Pennsylvania before moving here to Philadelphia. Since then they released five grimey, guttural, oil-stained albums defined largely by the interplay between Korvette’s sandblasted vocals and the constant jackhammer thrum of the band at his side. Their newest record, Half-Divorced does not deviate from that sound so much as adjust the dials ever-so-slightly. The acerbity is still there, but there’s a bit more contrast to be had between moments of harsh discord and their sneakily melodic throughlines. Lyrically, Korvette is as adept as ever, somehow managing to sneer, wink, and laugh maniacally within a single line. “Everywhere Is Bad” embraces a timeless call-and-response formula while running through a laundry list of reasons why where you are isn’t all that bad only in comparison to the shit that is everywhere else. “Junktime”, meanwhile, serves as a volatile screed against cancer rashes, soggy brains, and exotic fruits grown in engine waste, framed cleverly around a situation that bears a striking resemblance to the 2019 South Philadelphia refinery explosion. These two songs, pragmatic and pissed as they may be, might not seem like love letters to one’s city, but love comes in many forms.